Being Productive Yet?

Sup Cyber World,
Did u do anything yet? Got a job now maybe? If not you are screwing America over. I already went on a tyraid about jobs and helping the economy etc. So this time I'm here to talk with the lazy people over 18 who are still sitting on their asses jobless. There is this wonderful place that offers three hots and a cot....not prison but the military. Sure you got all that shit like DADT, if yoou don't know what that means look it up, but all in all its a great opportunity to think about.

Not only can you get put through college by the military but no matter what branch you join there is the incentive of a sign on bonus, along with the whole I helped save the country thing that you can put on any job resume. Back to the sign on bonus though. Does getting 10,000 dollars sound like a good thing? How about 40,000 dollars? Yah well here is what you need to do: a.) get off your ass and go to an army/airforce/navy recruiter, b.) sign up for miltary service, and c.) wait for that fat check to arrive while you help to keep America living in comfort. It's that easy and for generally only four years of your life. And that isn't even going to be four years straight service if you get stationed in America you get to live in the states on an army base.

SO if you are over 18 or hell even if you are seventeen and you don't like the thought of sitting at a desk or asking if they want fries with that, think about the military its one hell of an opportunity.

Wishing we had more brave Americans,

Chovies