America...we are all f'd

Ok America listen up this one goes out to you.

WE ARE SCREWED!!!!
I'll give you a sec to let that soak in.
Ok now if you will follow along with me down the trail of despair get ready cause this shit is gonna be like the apocalypse on paper...oh wait that was the last post, anyyyway we need to step up America and try to solve our own problems instead of letting the government drag us down.
Adults have already screwed us into a hole so its to to step up kids of America. WE ARE THE FUTURE! The sooner kids realize this and get off your pedestal that your parents have set you up on the sooner we can start to fix America ourselves. Currently we are Trillions of dollars in debt with the president trying to spend more money in order to save money. Wait does that make any sense? HELL NO! We don't need to spend trillions of dollars to get trillions of dollars out of debt. We need to stand up and start learning to manage money. Kids go out and forsake video games, get summer jobs, mow your neighbors lawn once a month, do anything! Make some money now so that you can spend it while you still have the luxury of doing so. We all know that one day we will have to save up money and support ourselves in every way but while we can still spend money for fun we need to. So for real help out America and become consumers and buy so damn stuff for yourself while you still can.

Telling You to get off Your lazy ass and do something productive,
Chovies

Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Alright for all you liberals out there think this one over.

Obama is the devil and thanks to all you left loving hippies and other stupid people he now runs our country. Oh yah I just went there.


All you super religous people should know all about the bible verses which talk about the apocalpse and how its going to happen when a differnt person comes to power. Now this isn't the exact words but follow along with me here. Is he differnt hell to the yes!

Second sign is based on the Aztec calender which states the world will end in 2012. That is 4 years from the time Obama won the presidency. 4 years means what? O yeah 4 years is the term of a president.

And finnaly we all know that hippies loved to change peoples names and call their kids some f'd up stuff like flower ina garden and stupid names like that right. My point here is that names can be altered through the law. If you look at the spelling of Obama's full name and examine the differnt ways of spelling it each part of his name has 6 letters. AKA 666...AKA the sign of the beast...AKA THE DEVIL!!!!



Yah just some food for thought
Keeping you on your toes and thinking
Chovies

BFF Foreverz!

Alright for those of you smarty pants out there i got a little quiz for yah. What could BFF possibly stand for? Could it be Best Friends Forever? Hell nah that would be gay! Not to mentention then the title of this post wouldn't even make sense! Two forevers would be way crazy people. Could it be breakfast for fatties? I suppose it could but fat people don't deserve recognition because they almost kill me daily due to their poor driving skillz. BFF is simply refering to The Big F***'in Fish, yours truly, Chovies. Ill be telling some seldom know truths and some random info so stay tuned if you want to get a couple laughs or mabye just get you mind working a little bit.

Keeping life intersesting
Chovies